A farmer was sitting at the table while his wife was preparing dinner. His wife dropped a spoon and bent over to pick it up. As she bent over, the farmer said, "Honey, your butt is as big as a combine." The wife picked up the spoon and continued cooking with no comment to
her husband. As she put the dinner on the table, she dropped the pepper shaker on the floor. While she was bent over picking it up, the farmer said, "Honey, I take that back. Your butt is as big as two combines!"
The wife picked up the pepper, set it on the table, and began eating with no comment to her husband. Later on that night after the couple had gone to bed, the farmer started feeling a little frisky. As he cuddled up to his
wife, he noticed that there was no response on her part. He tapped his wife on the shoulder and asked her what was wrong. She replied, "Do you really think I am going to fire up 300,000 dollars
worth of machinery to harvest one little corn cob?"
Submitted by Roger Wusk
Joke # 2
A young man went to visit his 90 yr. old grandfather in a very secluded mountain area of West Virginia..After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him, eggs and bacon. He noticed a film-like substance on his plate and he questioned his grandfather, "are these plates clean?". His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal".
That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate and a substance that looked like dried egg yokes, so he asked again, "Are you sure these plates are clean??"......
Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says, l've told you
before: those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them."
Later that afternoon, he was on his way out to go visit friends in a nearby town....
As he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl and wouldn't let him pass so he said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me out".
Without diverting his attention from the program he was watching on TV his grandfather shouted,,,,
"COLDWATER, go lay down and leave the boy alone!!!"
Submitted by Sarah Harms
