Joke #1
Government Work,
A guy goes into a government agency to interview for a job. The Interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?"
The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam."
"Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"
The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an explosion removed my genitals so they declared me disabled...but it doesn't affect my ability to work, though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and we'll get you started"
The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10?"
"Well, in the government we don't do anything but sit round and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of your coming in for that.
Submitted by Rodney Wusk
Joke #2
HORSE AUCTION!
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He
watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and
down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked,"Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy." Johnny, looking worried said, "I think we'd better hurry home right away." "Why?" said his father.
"Because, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.
Submitted by Travis Rughe
