Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and
screaming.
One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and
to the two gay guys'
delight, she points out the happy child as theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Brad exclaims. "All these unhappy children,
and ours is so happy. "
The nurse says, "He's happy now... but just wait until we take the
pacifier out of his ass."
Submitted by Mike Walsh