A mushroom walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a beer and the bartender said no I'm not going to serve you, he asks the bartender a couple more times and the bartender says no I'm not going to serve you. Then the mushroom says "What's the matter? I'm a fun guy!"

Submitted by Travis Ruhge

Joke # 4

A young man came to visit his grandparents,
and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch,
in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt,
with nothing on from the waist down.

"Grandpa, what are you doing?
You're weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!"
he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance without answering.

"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with
nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.

The old man slowly looked at him and said,
"Well...last week I sat out here with no
shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea

Submitted by Dawn Gale