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Joke # 1
There were two naked statues in a park that stood there for almost a hundred years facing each other. One was that of a man and the other was a women, both well built and attractive. One day, a genie appears between them and claps his hands together. Then, all of a sudden, both statues come to life as human beings. The powerful genie says "just because you two live boring lives, I'll let you two live as human beings for 30 minutes to do whatever you wish." Quickly, the two jump behind a nearby bush and do their business. After 15 minutes, they both come out with big smiles on their faces. The genie says "you still have 15 minutes, are you sure you don't want to do anything else?" The man statue looks at the female and says "well.....you want to do it again?" The female statue says "SURE, but lets try a different position this time!!" "This time I'll hold the pigeon and you crap on it's head."
Submitted by Kurt Agena
Joke #2
An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly
she had to fart.
She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air
with an Avon Pine-Scented deodorizer.
Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He
began to sniff, and the Avon lady asked, "Do you
smell something?"
"Well, yes I do," he replied.
"What does it smell like?"
The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it
kind of smells like someone shit under a Christmas tree"
Submitted by Rodney Wusk
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