The young Mountaineer came running into the store and said to his buddy,"Bubba,
somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"

The young Mountaineer answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the
license number."

Submitted by Jim Hahn

Joke #2

West Virginia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-79. The trooper
asked,"Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

Submitted by Jim Hahn

Joke # 3

The other morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.

"What the hell?" he said as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."

Submitted by Dawn Gale

Joke #4

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of
golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it)
blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf
balls".

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully
and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer,
asked ...

"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

Submitted by Preston Meints