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Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The
smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't unnerstand how you kin be so
much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids..I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?"
"Lawyers, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot of that law firm."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer someone
to unlock the door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get doneshakin' the shit out of a lawyer, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase."Submitted by Rod Wusk
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