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Joke for 03-31-04
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning
heavily against a wall.
The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what's up.
"He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn't find the cough
syrup," the clerk explains. "So I gave him a laxative and told him
to take it all at once."
"Laxatives won't cure a cough, you idiot," the owner shouts
angrily.
"Sure it will," the clerk says, pointing at the man leaning on the
wall. "Look at him. He's afraid to cough."
Submitted by Travis Ruhge
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