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Joke for 03-31-04

Curing a Cough


                   The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning
                   heavily against a wall.

                   The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what's up.

                   "He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn't find the cough
                   syrup," the clerk explains. "So I gave him a laxative and told him
                   to take it all at once."

                   "Laxatives won't cure a cough, you idiot," the owner shouts
                   angrily.

                   "Sure it will," the clerk says, pointing at the man leaning on the
                   wall. "Look at him. He's afraid to cough."

Submitted by Travis Ruhge

 

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