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Joke for 03-18-04
The Gallatin, Helena & Lewis & Clark National Forests golf courses:
They advise golfers to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert, but not startle the bears unexpectedly. They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter w/ a bear.
It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity. Golfers should be able to recognize the difference between black bear & grizzly bear droppings on the golf course.
Black bear droppings are smaller & contain berries & possibly squirrel fur.
Grizzly droppings have bells in them & smell like pepper spray.
Submitted by Rodney Wusk
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