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Joke for 03-18-04

 

The Gallatin, Helena & Lewis & Clark National Forests golf courses:

They advise golfers to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert, but not startle the bears unexpectedly. They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter w/ a bear.

It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity. Golfers should be able to recognize the difference between black bear & grizzly bear droppings on the golf course.

Black bear droppings are smaller & contain berries & possibly squirrel fur.

Grizzly droppings have bells in them & smell like pepper spray.

Submitted by Rodney Wusk

 

 



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