A young Irishman sat at a pub in the New World drinking beer and conversin' with the barkeep. Another comes in and sits besides him. He says how you do and hears the lilt and says you be Irish? Yes I am. The first man yells barkeep give us another round and one for my friend here he's from the mother country as well. The second man asks-so where in the old country ye from. Dublin responds the first. Dublin you say - so am I and the second man hollers barkeep bring us another round and a shot of your best Irish Whiskey for me and my friend here. Afterwards the first man asks from where in Dublin and the second man responds with the street and the first man says well I'll be - so am I and yells barkeep another pair of beers and Irish Whiskey for the pair of us.
The phone behind the bar rings and the barkeep answers it. The owner of the pub asks - how is business. The barkeep responds - not too bad - The O'Malley twins are here getting drunk again.

Submitted by BJ Burrows

Joke #3

His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning
Finnegan. "Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant.
"She spoke without interruption for about forty years," said the
Irishman.

Submitted by BJ Burrows

Joke # 4

Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a
friend of his, pulled him over. "What's wrong, Seamus?" Paddy asked. "Well
didn't ya know, Paddy, that your wife fell out of the car about five miles
back?" said Seamus. "Ah, praise the Almighty!" Paddy replied with relief. "I
thought I'd gone deaf!"

Submitted by Kim Harms

Joke # 5

Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head
rolled along the ground. Mick picked it up to his face and said to Paddy
"Jez, that look like Sean" to which Paddy replied "No Sean was taller than
that"

Submitted by Kim Harms