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Joke for 03-11-04
# 1.
- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but
couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do
these turkeys
get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
#2.
- A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now
class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
might consider a nu! clear attack or a serious personal injury or
illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand
and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from
complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best
to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the
teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and
sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your
other hand."
Submitted by Russell Schuster
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