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Joke for 03-08-04
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the followingconversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing
this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room inthe house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has
not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do
to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off
the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex?" and she said,
Wear a sweater."
Submitted by Jim Hahn
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