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Joke for 03-05-04
#1. A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
reads "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead
of him and he gets
stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police
car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck
driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The
truck
driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
#2. A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and
he opened his trench coat
and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see
your ticket, not your stub."
Submitted by Russell Schuster
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