A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
> > >The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?"
> > >Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the
> > >third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
> > >third-grade too!"
> > >
> > >The teacher had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
> > >While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
> > >principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he
> > >would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
> > >questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher
> > >agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him
> > >and he agreed to take the test.
> > >
> > >Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
> > >Harry: "9"
> > >
> > >Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
> > >Harry: "36"
> > >
> > >And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
> > >should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think
> > >Harry can go to the third-grade."
> > >
> > >The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
> > >The principal and Harry both agree.
> > >
> > >Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
> > >Harry: "Legs"
> > >
> > >Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (the
> > >principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
> > >Harry: "Pockets"
> > >
> > >Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
> > >Harry: "Pants"
> > >
> > >Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
> > >delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
> > >(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
> > >answer...)
> > >Harry: "Coconut"
> > >
> > >Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
> > >Harry: "Bubblegum"
> > >
> > >Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
> > >dog do on three legs?"
> > >(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)
> > >Harry: "Shake hands"
> > >
> > >Teacher: "Now I will ask some '"Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"
> > >Harry: "Yup"
> > >
> > >Teacher: "What am I... you blow me, you feel good"
> > >Harry: "Nose"
> > >
> > >Teacher: "What am I... I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
> > >quiver"
> >
> > >Harry: "Arrow"
> > >
> > >Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot
> > >of excitement?"
> > >Harry: "Firetruck"
> > >
> > >The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put his
> > >ass in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself.