The Beautiful Lady & the
Merlot
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while
sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby
table all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive
bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is
his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the
woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there.
She looks at the wine
and sends a note over to the man. The note reads:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, A million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your
pants."
The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note
of his own back to her, and it read:
Just so you know, I happen to have a
Ferrari Testarossa, a BMW 850 and a Mercedes 600 SL in my garage, and I have
over twenty-five million dollars in the bank.
But, not even for a woman
as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off.
JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."